His statement, in full
I did not break in. The window was open and I am tall.
Everything I have taken was outside, on a wall, or in a shed, which is outside with a roof on it.
I gave the bike back once. Nobody wrote that down anywhere.
Evidence wall
 EXHIBIT 1the lamp. it was already broken. |
 EXHIBIT 2a television, at speed, in daylight. |
 EXHIBIT 3he says he was looking at the roses. |
 EXHIBIT 4the bike is a child's. he knows. |
 EXHIBIT 5exiting. the sack is not evidence. |
 EXHIBIT 6closest anybody has got. |
Property log
| ITEM | TAKEN FROM | RETURNED |
|---|---|---|
| table lamp | no. 14, front room | no |
| television | no. 14, same visit | no |
| child's bicycle | the green | yes, once |
| garden gnome | no. 3 | no |
| an entire fence panel | unclear | no |
| somebody's post | the whole street | no |
ITEMS TAKEN SINCE YOU OPENED THIS PAGE: 0
he works at about one every nineteen seconds.
he works at about one every nineteen seconds.
Guestbook
margaret, no. 3 - my gnome is gone. i am not angry. i am writing it down.
dave - he held the gate for me on his way out with my drill.
rob - i was not there